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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity –twice.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he says "now".

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly it affects the world economy.

If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake does he get wet? No. The water gets Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he declines the syringe and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris was once hit by a bus. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris drinks Vodka, Vodka gets drunk.

Chuck Norris doesn't fear death, death fears Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can rhyme with orange.

Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris puts the 'fun' in funeral.

Chuck Norris' dandruff is 100% pure cocaine.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.

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